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Love it when a community loves the game for a month then doesn't understand that a game takes more time to make than their mom making them a sandwich while they play WoW and scratch the scruff of their mite infested neckbeard going "Hmmmmmm, I could do this much faster and betterer than them."

It's a nice little project. The art is a bit... bad. 1 bug is that sometimes on a stage you don't show and you have reset. the shift run doesnt work when you run to the right. nice music. I still have no idea what the f#@k he shoots out. Good for a project. needs quite a bit of work thought. Key word here is POTENTIAL.

Simple-City responds:

You're right, but i'm on to bigger and better projects.
Probably just fix the glitches bit by bit

Remember! This is a rating. The jest is that this is a good game, with a few bad parts, but still a great game. You wanna hear my opinion keep reading. I only got to 2.6. I kept losing. Pity me.

Love the beginning art!♥♥♥♥ Looks totally awesome!!!
Like all good games it starts off slow to get the hang of it. Always love it.
Introduces the enemy and gives you a little more difficulty.
Then the clusterf$#k. Instead of watching out just for flying batons now you have to deal with randomly spawning Billys' (Coppers) that pop up just at the right time to snatch your present.
Then you invincibility items and health cookies. The cookies will get caught up with batons and you can't get them without taken damage. And invincibility only helps you with batons.

Great gameplay and great artwork with suiting music. Loved the game♥♥♥

I just really hate the auto kick. It kicks backwards or just so lightly it doesn't help. When I block the balls go straight through him. I stand in different area to make sure and it doesn't affect kicks or blocks. Maybe have a manual kick so you can't hit it backwards. Try improving the hit box on the players so they can actually guard better. Sorry man, good potential just a tad glitched.

AdelPiero responds:

I replied about this above. Read the off-side rule in the instructions. Short version: "If you can't block that means you were caught off-side", supposed to work that way.

Great challenge a little screen lag. Could be me but just saying.

Not really addictive but a nice little game.

Uhm. Well the music is good at first but once it reaches a certain point and it has that high pitch noise in it, sort of ruins the flow. Seems a bit slow paced. The powers for the <<Zombie Miner>> are bugged since I only got one life. The boulder system is a bit off such as when falling and a boulder falls and blocks of the way down which makes the game a tad un-winnable. When choosing characters the sprites for them are really low textured than you would want them to be. Not a game that I would play over and over again. Maybe add items that you can get while falling for points or a boost. Try adding more characters and better powers. There are also a few spaces in the descriptions for the characters that shouldn't be there. Also not sure if this is intentional but when I press the arrow keys on the menu the neon miner begins to float and the rock beneath it slowly sinks. The Background textures are phenomenal but the other textures are really blurred. Best of luck to yah and sorry for that bad Critique.

I am a simple lover of life who has a large appreciation of artists and animators. I love everyone and rarely hate. I hope you have a great day and a successful life. Farewell!

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